There’s No Divorce For You

Chapter 1

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Translated by Tam

 

“I swear to God, there’s no divorce.”

 

I looked at the two men and women tangled and said with a laugh.
One of them was Count Icarus, whose face I knew because he was married to this body’s owner.

 

They looked at me and didn’t move, as if their bodies had hardened.

 

I rolled my eyes and looked at them once.
The woman, covering only important areas with a blanket, had a face that was unfamiliar and familiar at the same time. 

 

One of the clothes that fell under the bed was given to the maids in the mansion.
So, the person the Count dragged onto the bed must be the maid of this mansion. 

 

I shouldn’t have opened the door right away.
I regretted entering my room, the Countess’ room. 

 

It was because not only had I witnessed men and women roll around on the white sheets that I had replaced a few days ago, but I also heard the conversation between them, who were engrossed in their love affair. 

 

“You are like the Countess.” 

 

“Then can I use this room too?” 

 

“Of course.
Isn’t this room too virtuous to be used by a lewd wife?” 

 

“I love it! I’ll have to make a few changes to make it more to my taste!” 

 

I knew exactly what the wives did when they saw their husbands cheating.
They had to get angry and throw things or grab one of them by the hair, just like people do in TV shows, movies, and sometimes stories.

 

But I didn’t.

 

“Come down from my bed.” 

 

I said while turning the corners of my mouth up.
The two pairs of eyes facing me were trembling relentlessly. 

 

I was going to order them to leave, but even the maids found it hard to watch them act like that.
No, they probably already knew, so I didn’t need to confirm it again.

 

I spit at them as if I were giving them an order.

 

“Right now.”

 

If it were another place, I would close the door and go back, but this room was the Countess’s room, and the bed they were rolling on belonged to the Countess.

 

Now that I am the Countess, it was mine, at least for now. 

 

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I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t angry.
Because of the butler’s carelessness, the sheet I had just changed was now dirty with other people’s body fluids.
And this made me very angry. 

 

The butler usually managed the room key, and it was common to lock the door when going out for a long time.
That’s because the room was a completely private space.
In particular, the Count was not allowed to touch the Countess’ private bedroom key whenever he wanted. 

 

I couldn’t just close the door here and go back.

 

‘I’m already having a hard time going out!’

 

But rather than shouting and swearing, I just wanted to stretch my legs and rest. 

 

Of course, not in the room where the Count and his mistress were rolling around.
I thought about kicking them out first and resting in another room. 

 

However, the words they were talking about kept ringing in my ears.
Why does he change other people’s rooms as he pleases? At first, I had no intention of getting a divorce.
Because in a world other than the one I used to live in, changing the environment at once without a single source of trust was like a gamble.

 

I sighed as I saw them stay still.
The Count’s mistress was covered with a blanket and didn’t move. 

 

‘I’m sure it’ll be embarrassing.’

 

I stood behind them and gave the restless maid orders without taking my eyes off of them.

 

“The Count seems to be unable to move, so call the servants.”

 

“Y, yes?” 

 

“Hurry.” 

 

Fortunately, she started going down the stairs quickly when I beckoned. 

 

I turned to the door, thinking she would leave if she didn’t want to be humiliated. 

 

I should go to the other room and drink tea.
After seeing something I shouldn’t have, I was mentally and physically tired. 

 

“M, madam!” 

 

The Count’s mistress raised her voice and called me.
However, I didn’t look back.
I was tired.

 

*****

 

When I first possessed this body, I thought I was crazy.
It was because when I opened my eyes, I was in a strange place and was being closely watched by a woman.

 

“Madam, are you okay? All of a sudden, you said you felt dizzy, but you didn’t open your eyes when I called.”

 

What do you mean Madam? It was the first time I had heard it.
However, there was no time to be puzzled by the uncommon term.

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I couldn’t stop thinking about the place I saw for the first time, the face I saw for the first time, and the glamorous clothes I had only seen in plays.

 

“Where is this—” 

 

“We are in the carriage.
Madam.”

 

What do you mean by a carriage? I hadn’t ridden a carriage since I went on a school trip to an amusement park when I was in elementary school. 

 

For a moment, I thought I was out of my mind.
Then, to get out of this crazy situation as soon as possible, I gripped my head and pretended to be in pain. 

 

“Ah, my head—” 

 

“Madam! What do we do, Dale, go back to the mansion!” 

 

As the carriage quickly returned to the mansion, I desperately tried to understand the situation.

 

To do that, I slapped my cheek several times.
This is an ambulance, not a carriage, and the woman next to me is a paramedic, not a maid.

 

It was natural.
Who in the world could possibly think that they have suddenly become a different person?

 

But in the end, the carriage was a carriage, and the woman shouting at the horseman next to me was a maid. 

 

Only after a month did I finally accept that this strange world was real.
But for a long time, I couldn’t figure out what this world was like.

 

I thought it might be a book that comes up a lot in novels, but I couldn’t figure out what kind of book it was. 

 

‘There are more than a couple of novels I’ve read… I don’t even have a hint.
How can I find it?’

 

Even if I thought of a thousand ideas, I couldn’t figure it out.
Then there was a novel that came to mind.
Because it was an R-19 novel, they didn’t describe the setting in detail, and the character’s name wasn’t important, so it was only natural that I couldn’t remember it well.

 

The novel I possessed was a one-volume edition worth 1,000 won.
A book that is often called an erotic novel.
It is an R-19 novel that teenagers, who can read and forget, can’t subscribe to.

 

I couldn’t even remember the title.
The reason why I was able to know what novel I possessed was because the content of this novel was really ridiculous. 

 

I wouldn’t have known where this place was until the end if it had been just a dirty novel. 

 

[The Count and the female character are so cute.
If you like sweet and fresh romance, make sure to read it!]

 

It was a problem to be tricked by the comments. 

 

There is no law that says the male lead of a romance novel can’t be a married man, but there is still something called morality.
But what do you mean adultery! 

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If only they had mentioned that the Count was married, I wouldn’t have bought the book, and I wouldn’t have ended up in this damn world.

 

The core of the novel I possessed was an R-19 novel that ended with the Count sleeping with someone else on the bed and being caught by the Countess. 

 

‘Yeah, but I’m glad I only read this adultery.’

 

Furthermore, it was fortunate that I was in a position where I could wield money and power, that I had a house, and that the owner of this body was not sociable. 

 

But I don’t want to see this body’s husband rolling around with his mistress just because I’m used to this world. 

 

“Whoo… That’s not even funny.”

 

As I touched my head, the quick-witted maid led me into the drawing-room.

 

“Excuse me, Madam— the drawing-room is empty.
Shall I take you there?”

 

I looked at her face, which was covered in freckles, and nodded.

 

When I said something, the maids looked down and moved quickly.
It seemed like they were trying very hard not to upset me in any way.
Thanks to this, I found out why the nobles had no choice but to be arrogant.
Even I, with only two months of experience, have been able to imitate a very bossy Countess. 

 

“Madam, should I bring you tea?” 

 

“It’d be nice to always drink it.”

 

“Yes.” 

 

For example, I became so shameless that I didn’t feel bad when I gave orders or used one finger to control other people.

 

The maid immediately brought in the tea.
Holding a cup heated with hot water, I felt like the anger I had earlier melted away.

 

But the frustration in my heart didn’t go away easily.

 

In fact, there was a part where I was thinking positively.
Of course, I was possessed, but that was someone else’s business.

 

Because it’s a novel, it’s not my business.
I put my body down and locked myself in the room quietly.
I didn’t even think about forcing myself to find out who his mistress was. 

 

However, it was an entirely different feeling for me to know that this place was a novel and to have seen my husband’s adultery in my own bedroom.
My stomach was boiling with anger. 

 

‘This is really a novel.’

 

I had no idea that realizing a strange book possessed me would make me feel this way.
Now that I saw the novel’s end with my own eyes, I was at a loss as to how I would live here.   

 

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Whoo, the frustration didn’t go away even after a long sigh. 

 

“Madam, should I change the sheet?”

 

 The maid in charge asked.
I wanted to ask her why she asked such an obvious question, but I didn’t have the energy to do so.
So I nodded.

 

“Yeah.
And I’ll have to sleep in the guest room today.”

 

“I’ll prepare it.”

 

She spoke bluntly, but her hair, which she had always kept up tightly, was a mess. 

 

Since an exclusive maid was always close to her master, I rarely heard her name being called in the mansion.

 

One day, I heard another maid call her Bella, but I didn’t listen to it until the end. 

  

 

I didn’t want to make anyone suspicious by asking the maid who was always with me what her name was.
So I just used to call her by her nickname from then on. 

 

“Bell, if the preparation is done, you can rest early today.” 

 

I ordered her as if nothing had happened.
Bell bowed her head politely, but she kept her eye on me in case I vented my anger on her at any moment.

 

The cute face with freckles was white with no blood.
I fiddled with the teacup and said it again.

 

“I’m fine, so take a rest.”

 

“Yes, Madam.”

 

Bell lifted her head.
But when she looked into my eyes, her face was as pale and scared as it was.

 

I took a slow sip of tea with a smile on my face as if the commotion had never happened. 

 

“The tea is a little cold.”

 

Bell calmly threw away the cold tea and poured the hot tea again.
It would be strange to see the Countess acting so calm, who should be furious right away. 

 

She seemed to think I would fall down with a knife soon.
Or she might think that I would ruin the mansion for a while.

 

I remembered that there was evidence of adultery piled up under the bed and under the broken marble.
Then I feel bitter. 

 

This world is crazy.