The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

CH 1

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“Gu Han! Are you trying to force him to death?” Zhou Kai roared furiously.
He was so angry that his neck turned red.

Gu Han walked three steps before stopping a little away from Pei Xian, and a harsh sentence spoke out from between his teeth, “Zhou Kai, don’t you feel ashamed, you don’t understand why he was hanging there?”

There was no sound in the corridor, and the surrounding air lost its flow as if condensed together.

Si Yang, whose brain was running at a low speed due to the suffocation, fully understood that he had passed through! That third-rate novel he was reading during his treatment.

And somehow he had become Pei Xian, the little cannon fodder that died at the beginning.

The 19-year-old Pei Xian in the book thought that as long as he hugged Zhou Gongzi’s thigh, he could turn a crow into a phoenix.

Who knows, the rich only think of him as a plate of snacks, and don’t blink an eye when it’s time to give it away.

He couldn’t convince Zhou Kai, whose heart was so hard-hearted even when he cried, made a fuss, and even lied about being pregnant.

He finally took out his trump card and eventually committed suicide in the hospital when he was forced into marriage.

But the current him didn’t want to fall, unfortunately, he passed into a “would rather die than yield” situation.

They were in a plot where logic had left long ago.

After Pei Xian’s death, Zhou Kai ignored his shameless behavior of forcing himself to marry Gu Han.

Instead, Zhou Kai blamed Pei Xian’s death black pot firmly on Gu Han’s head, and an unlucky uncle Gu was branded as the villain boss.

Surrounded by Zhou Kai’s blinding male aura and tricks, he couldn’t help but end up being tricked.

The whole storyline was like a wild dog with a prolapsed anus.

Si Yang remembers the strange plot in the book and falls into deep contemplation.

On the other hand,

“Caring for Villain IQ System” keeps issuing red warnings:

[Please host quickly insert the battery, otherwise, your IQ will be irresponsible and quickly decrease under the interference of the male protagonist’s “Intelligence Reduction Halo”.
】

Gu Han supported his forehead, and was urged by the system to speak, “Little brat, you understand what happened today? I, Gu Han, am far richer, more handsome, and have a much bigger company than my eldest nephew, and not to forget I’m more sensible and nice.
Let’s get together, Do you want to try it?”

“In addition …” He pointed his figure towards the young master Zhou Kai who was busy being furious.

“You have to call me uncle when you follow him, and he has to call you uncle if you follow me.”

Zhou Kai was shocked.

He suddenly flared into the blood and rushed up and yelled “Xian Xian, don’t listen to his nonsense! Come home with me!”

“…”

For the first time in his life, Si Yang wanted to swear.

There was a blackened protagonist, a mentally handicapped villain, who will get a fucking proposition when he hits the ground!

Wait … this seems different from the original, why was Gu Han at the scene? However, this retarded villain was obsessed with Xiao Yuhang, and he cares about nothing or anyone.
He seemed to play Zhou Kai to death.

Still, it was better than the frustrated and distorted male lead, easy to get rid of.

Si Yang, struggling to keep their brain running, finally raised his head, his pale face was expressionless, and three words were spat out like mosquitoes:

“30 million …”

Gu Han understood for a second, “Deal! Rest assured, I will take care of you and the cubs in your stomach!”

He had long known that Pei Xian was lying and pregnant to convince the disgusting Zhou Kai.

“Pei Xian! You are so willing to fall for the money!”

Zhou kai, who has turned into a spot of fluorescent green.
He behaved like he was given a green hat.

Pei Xian stood trembling by the window, his voice was weak and his face was calm.

“Funny …I am only picturing you underneath.”

“Hahaha!” Gu Han laughed and applauded, the cub was quite interesting to speak with.

Pei Xian’s eyes slowly turned to him, hum, the idiot smiled pretty well, “Come here, hold me down.”

Gu Han: “…”

The person who can order a Gu boss in this world was not yet born.

But for the sake of the “humanoid battery”, Gu Han decides to forgive him temporarily.

He walked to the window sill, wrapped his long pale arms around Pei Xian’s thin waist, and carried him over his shoulder like he was carrying a fancy pocket.

Pei Xian: “…”

Pei Xian was dizzy with his head turned upside down and he almost fainted again.

“Caring for Villain IQ System” continued to issue a red alert:

[The battery is inserted incorrectly and cannot be charged! The battery is inserted incorrectly and cannot be charged! 】

“This fucking thing still needs

a standard way?

Can it be only charged by contact?” Gu Han stopped, and put Pei Xian on his shoulders carefully down on his chest.

[The battery is inserted incorrectly and cannot be charged! The battery is inserted incorrectly and cannot be charged! 】

The system warning remains.

Gu Han had to drop Pei Xian, who had softened into noodles again, and scratched his head anxiously, pondering for a while, and suddenly he carried Pei Xian into princess style and hugged Pei Xian firmly to his chest.

[The battery has been inserted correctly.
The temporary system is charging.
Please keep it connected.
】

“It’s true, he has to hold him like this?”

Gu Han sighed and continued to hug Pei Xian, like a live bandit who robbed and did not want anyone to steal his treasure.

He was followed by a bodyguard in black.

Pei Xian’s soul was already weak and frightened by this scene.
He pinched Gu Han’s collar tightly and laid his head on Gu Han’s solid and warm chest.

Soon he found a comfortable place and fell asleep quietly.

In the corridor, only Zhou Kai, who was like boiling water, jumped in place and cursed loudly.

“Pei Xian! I am telling you, you will regret it! Regret it!”