The Otherworldly Adventures of a Super Naive Girl

“Teacher, the girl is named Feng Wu.
She’s a classmate from the Sword division.” Ai Lin volunteered.

“Feng Wu? Why does this name sound familiar? Is she a celebrity in the lower grades? Hm . . .
true, to be a worthy of being a disciple of a demigod, she couldn’t be a nobody.” The teacher nodded his head as if affirming to himself.

“Teacher, Feng Wu is very famous.
She proposed to Senior Ming Xi in the school cafeteria in her first year.
She even has a child out of wedlock at her age.
Two such major events, how can she not be famous?” Jasmine didn ’t make it to the top ten but she did get into the top fifty, so she received a sensing stone and was able to enter the virtual world.

She hated Feng Wu and couldn’t stand to see her in the limelight.

“So it was her! I knew her name sounded familiar.”

Those who hadn’t recognized Feng Wu before finally remembered why she looked familiar after Jasmine’s explanation.
There were only a few students who could achieve that kind of notoriety in their first semester, at least in the last few decades anyway.

“She’s the one who proposed to Senior Ming Xi? She’s got the looks, no wonder she had the guts to pursue him.”

“Guts? Please, more like no shame,” said someone who was envious.

“Stop talking nonsense.
Isn’t being a demigod’s disciple and reaching the Heavenly realm even better than successfully proposing to Senior Ming Xi? What if she heard us badmouthing her? She might make our lives difficult.” This came from an alarmist.

“True.
That makes sense.” Some people agreed after thinking it over.

Jier looked coldly at Jasmine for instigating the whole discussion.

Jasmine wasn’t afraid of him though.
There were so many people around.
What could he do? She gave him a provoking glare back.

She hoped Jier would get angry and act out in front of the teacher.
Anyways, they were in the virtual world.
It wasn’t like she would die in real life if he killed her, but Jier would get punished according to school rules if he attacked her in front of the teacher though.

Too bad for her, Jier wasn’t a fool.
There were plenty of other opportunities if he really wanted to take care of a small fry like her.
He wouldn’t get in trouble over such a stupid woman.
He returned her glare with a disdainful look.

Jasmine was infuriated.
One day she would make him pay for looking down on her.

“Enough with the chatter.
Even if you failed this exam you can try the other teachers.
There won’t be any further chances if you fail after that.”

The teacher’s comment reminded the students they had better things to worry about than to gossip about Feng Wu.
They had their own exams to get through!

Feng Wu’s master, White Merciful Wind, was a middle-aged rare beauty who had reached the pinnacle in his original world.

“Master!” Feng Wu rushed into his arms and her little head happily nuzzled his chest.

“Little girl, where have you been? I’ve been looking for you for thousands of years.
If the hexagram hadn’t said you would definitely appear in this world, I would have ascended to the Heavenly realm already!” White knocked her on the head with his knuckles.

To think, he defeated all the masters, but ended up accepting such a silly disciple.
Tian Lan,[notes] this stupid disciple, was the only one he worried about.
They’d lived together for over ten years on Yuehua mountain, and he’d long ago thought of her as a daughter, so when he couldn’t find her, he decided not to ascend to the Heavenly realm.

“Master, Tian Lan really missed Master.” Feng Wu looked at him with red-rimmed eyes.
In front of her master, she reverted back to being the Tian Lan who lived a carefree life on Yuehua mountain.

“Don’t cry.
Have you forgotten Master doesn’t like crying children?” White squeezed his beloved disciple ’s cute-bun like face.
Even though her appearance was different, the smooshable face was still the same.

“I’m not crying.
I never cry,” Feng Wu said seriously as she looked at her master.

“Hm, OK, you weren’t crying.
You’re doing good.
I’m sure you won’t cry in the future either.” White nodded and complimented Feng Wu.

Feng Wu was happy to be praised by her master!

“Master, are we going home?” Feng Wu suddenly felt a little sad when she thought about her friends and the relatives she just met.

White was silent when he heard this.
Go home? If they could really go back, how could they have ended up in this world?

“Lan’er,[notes] I’m afraid we won’t ever be able to go back to our house on Yuehua mountain.
But it’s OK.
I created a replica of our home here in the virtual world.
You will live here with Master when you come to the virtual world.” White didn’t explain much as he touched Feng Wu’s head.

“OK.” Feng Wu nodded her head.
She didn’t have to leave her friends and family so she was very happy.

“Master, I made friends and I even have family here.
Jier, Ming Xi, Ink, Pei Qing . . .” Feng Wu listed off her friends one by one to her master.
She wanted to introduce all of them to him.

“Good, but you must be careful.
Don’t be fooled.” White knew all too well how socially clumsy his disciple was.
Fortunately she had always been lucky and had never been fooled.
Maybe foolish people had foolish blessings?

“I won’t be deceived.” Feng Wu said confidently.

Well being confident was a good thing.
He didn’t rap her on her head.

He’d traveled through time and space to find this stupid, beloved disciple.
Unexpectedly he couldn’t find her, even after thousands of years.
It had been a really long time . . .
If he hadn’t insisted on staying and waiting for his stupid disciple, he would have already ascended with that kid Longze-Jiamoer.

Setting up such a basic test for new disciples was a good idea.
Tian Lan was the only one who could have answered all the questions correctly.

So many people came through over the years, but none of them was Tian Lan.
Fortunately, his patience paid off and he finally found his stupid disciple.