I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Li Nianfang picked out the dragonfruit ’s seeds and cut the rest of the flesh into pieces to be divided up amongst the group. The taste was exactly as how he remembered it but alas the texture was found to be less than desirable. ”This dragonfruit ’s cultivation method needs to be improved. The texture is still slightly off. You all will know what I ’m talking about once I grow it myself. ”

The group had no doubt about what he said and nodded accordingly. They would never be stupid enough to argue with Li Nianfang. Besides, there was still a significant difference between this dragonfruit and the rest of Li Nianfang ’s fruit. The dragonfruit was, after all, made up by the energetic beings.

’Should I leave? ” The Chaos energetic beings thought to themselves.

”There ’s so much dragon meat! There ’s simply too much! ” Li Nianfang became deep in thought. He decided to give out the dragon meat to the people around him. This way they would owe him a favour and strengthen their bonds.

”Empress Nuwa, I plan to make these into cured meat. Why don ’t you come and get them when they ’re ready and share them with the people from Xia Kingdom and Spiritual Mountain, ” said Li Nianfang with a smile.

”Ok, I thank you on their behalf, Lord Saint, ” said Nuwa. She was grinning from ear to ear.

The rest of the days went by in a blur for those residing in the four-part architecture. They needed to remove the dragon scales, peel off the skin, remove the tendons and cut into manageable pieces in preparation for curing it. It was tedious work indeed.

From time to time, Li Nianfang was grappled with a sense of surrealism at how the four-part architecture had become a slaughterhouse for dragon meat. When that happened, he would become more pumped up for he was sure the previous him could not imagine the scene before him now.

After all, what he held in his hands was stuff of legends and myth. It was a freaking real dragon for crying out loud. A mere mortal like him coming face to face with so many dragons, albeit they were all dead, was a miracle in itself. He was sure he had done all who had transmigrated before proud!

’I should not waste any Dragon part. I can use the scales to make some clothes. As for the blood, maybe I can make it into a medicinal bath or realize my dream of making a dragon blood wine. Hmm, what should I do with the tendons? Oh I know, I can make it into a bow. I bet I ’ll look cool with the new weapon! ’ Li Nianfang was like a little kid in a candy shop as he planned out what he was going to make with every inch of the dragon ’s body.

’Oh, I almost forgot! I ’ll still need to patch up Blackie ’s leather pants. Not a day goes by where I don ’t worry about him. Since the hole is directly where his butthole is, maybe I should do a patch in a mosaic pattern. Haha! ’

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Spiritual Mountain, the Big Lord Demon was sitting in the middle of a group of bald-headed devotees with a shawl wrapped around his body. He was receiving a Buddhist ’s baptism and chanting the sutras as penance for all his previous sins.

He gazed around the shiny bald heads around a face that said he had nothing to live for anymore as he was handled like a puppet by the monks. He sighed internally and thought, ’To think that buddhism used to be the demons ’ number one enemy. Heck, it was even wiped out by Luohou once. And now look at me, sitting here amongst these bald-headed donkeys. Woe is me. Well, if you can ’t fight them, join them. Anyways, it ’s better to be still alive than living a life of fear outside ’.

At the same time, on the Dragon Planet, an infinite dragon force blanketed the planet while the cries of the strongest Heavenly Dragon echoed through the air. The chief of the Heavenly Dragon Race sported a pair of shiny silver horns on their head and was born with two pupils in each eye. He was sitting on the Heavenly Dragon throne while a powerful aura continuously streamed out of his body. It was this aura that his ministers willingly subjugated to.