I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Do you guys have enough food?”

“It should be enough.” I said. He Ling originally ordered a lot of food in order to make my wallet bleed, but then she didnt eat much because she was afraid of Xiao Qin. Now if Auntie Ren takes Xiao Qin away, theres no way we would finish all the food.

After receiving my confirmation, Auntie Ren pressed the bell to call for the server and said she would pay the bill by credit card.

I stood up in a hurry: “Auntie Ren, Im paying today.”

Auntie Ren made me sit back down with a glare.

“Do you students even have enough money to eat out all the time?”

Her tone cooled down a bit after being angry at me:

“It should be my treat since you guys kept an eye out for my necklace after I lost it. You guys can fight me for the bill once you get older and start earning money.”

Why are you treating me like a little kid? Did you forget I got the role of the deaf and mute evil monk on the Magic Cauldron movie and earned some money? Thats not even including the profits Im earning from the adults good store with Shu Zhe as the model.

Speaking of profits, nothing could be compared to Ai Mis underwear since that was ¥20,000 for one pair. If she wasnt my sister, then I would be sleeping on a bed of money exchanged with her underwear.

Xiao Qin really didnt want to leave, but she couldnt change her mothers mind even when she tried to act cute and shake her moms arms.

I stood up and decided to leave since I was about eighty percent full.

“Where are you going?” Auntie Ren used her arm to block Xiao Qin behind her while she asked with vigilance.

“I… Im going home.” I squeezed out a bitter smile at Auntie Ren.

“Home? Dont expect me to drive you since Im bringing Xiao Qin home to keep her away from you.”

“Um… Ill call a cab.”

Xiao Qin looked at me miserably from behind Auntie Rens arm as if we were star-crossed lovers.

He Ling flicked the wet hair in front of her forehead and said, “I should be going home too.”

“Wait.” Both of us froze under Auntie Rens command.

Auntie Ren stared at all the uneaten food left on the table.

“Are you guys going to leave without finishing the food? I mean its my treat, but if you eat that less it makes me look bad.”

He Ling and I could only sit back down.

“Im still hungry too.” Xiao Qin struggled behind Auntie Rens arm, “Mom, let me go, I want to stay and eat together with Ye Lin classmate.”

“Theres still a lot of food in the fridge. Im going to spank you if you dont behave.”

Xiao Qin isnt in elementary school anymore, why does Auntie Ren still threaten her with spanks.

Xiao Qin held in her tears and was dragged away by Auntie Ren.

Auntie Ren said angrily: “You dont need a man who would cheat on you whenever he gets the chance.”

Auntie Ren brought Xiao Qin away under the gaze of the curious onlookers.

I sat down and still hadnt decided on my next steps, but He Ling had picked up another piece of braised beef and was eating it with the garlic bread.

She hasnt done anything other than apologize since she returned from the washroom, so its no wonder she was still hungry.

“Take your time. Ill be leaving first.”

“Wuit.” He Ling was anxious as her mouth was stuffed with bread. She swallowed then said, “Wait, sit down and eat with me.”

“What, was it not enough someone paid for the meal? Do you think youre middle level management and you need someone to eat with you.”

“Just sit there even if youre not going to eat anything.” He Ling pointed a the seat with her fork, “People are going to think Im a big eater if I eat alone here.”

If it was Xiong YaoYue or Loud Mouth, they wouldnt care what others think. They would feel comfortable since they didnt have anyone fighting them for the food.

Since I was only eighty percent full, I could still stay and help her eat some food.

“Ye Lin, how did you get together with sis Qin?”

He Ling asked after she satiated a bit of her hunger.

It would be embarrassing if I told her I was beat up by Xiao Qin as a child, so I simply said we were childhood friends.

“So its because of connections.” He Ling snorted.

“It looks like you got revived after Xiao Qin left. Do you feel dissatisfaction towards me?”

He Ling chewed her food and ignored me.

After a while, she said:

“I cant annoy sis Qin, but uncle Ye is on good terms with my dad, so you shouldnt bully me along with sis Qin.”

“Well, thats not true.” I snickered, “The little strawberry nickname is pretty interesting.”

“Dont call me little strawberry. You have to call me sis He Ling when sis Qin isnt here.”

“So that means I can call you little strawberry when Xiao Qin is here?”

“That… will depend on sis Qin. But you are younger than me, so you should show me some respect when sis Qin isnt here.”

“Tsk, and you still called me brother earlier…”

“…..”

He Ling stabbed the beef on her plate a few times as if it would release her anger.

“Also, the four-eyes from your class, Niu ShiLi, what kind of girls does he hate?”

“Huh, didnt Xiao Qin say she wanted to introduce you? Why dont you ask what he likes instead of what he hates?”

“I only want to see what it feels like to have a boyfriend, but I dont actually want a boyfriend! But sis Qin doesnt listen to me, so I want to act like a girl Niu ShiLi doesnt like to make him think were not suitable.”

“Tsk, how sly.”

“Were the same. Ive seen how obedient you act in front of Auntie Ren, you should get a nobel prize.”

“Well, I dont really know what kind of girls Niu ShiLi hates. You could try going our with him once since I doubt he would actually like you.”

He Ling immediately seemed to be offended.

“Are you saying I have no charm?”

I supported the back of my head with both my hands and leaned back on my seat, “Well charm isnt something you can increase by not wearing a bra.”

He Ling narrowed her eyes and stared at me, “Pervert.”

I couldnt help but think about the time when I pushed He Ling down on the stage and she revealed her breasts.

“What are you thinking about?” He Ling asked when she saw I was dazed out.

“Nothing.” I replied awkwardly, “Hurry up and eat, then we can leave.”

“I couldnt make you waste money since Auntie Ren paid.” He Ling took out some luxury napkins from her purse and dabbed at the corners of her mouth.

“Its getting late. My curfew is 10pm, if I get home any later, my mom wont let me leave the house on the weekends.”

It sounds like her He Lings mom was more strict, but Uncle He seems muddleheaded.

I dont think any of my dads male friends seem intelligent and capable.

The phone in my pocket suddenly rang as I was about to get up and leave.

I checked the caller ID and it was Shu Zhe.

It was already 9:05, so what would he need from me so late at night?

“Bro Ye Lin, bro Ye Lin.” Shu Zhe began screaming right when I picked up.

“Calm down. What happened, did someone refuse to pay after video chatting with you?”

“No, listen, my sister and I are in danger.”

I immediately perked up, “What did you say. Where are you right now?”

“Were taking a walk near Da Ning river, around the place where you first saved me near the bridge…”

“What kind of danger are you guys in?”

“Someone is following us. Its Li ErLeng who bought my sisters photos from me before. Hes been following us ever since we were at the night market and hes getting closer.”

I thought it was bad. Li ErLeng was tall and weighed 200 pounds. He seems to have problems with his brains and he often uses fatal attacks in fights. He even bought nude PS photos of the class leader from Eunuch Cao before, so its no question he likes the class leader.

Ah, I heard he was watching the class leaders volleyball game. Was her legs too seductive and caused him to lose his mind?

Damn you Li ErLeng. Did you forget how I took care of you with my Yin Yang Sanshou and how I said to stay away from Shu Zhe?

I did say he should stay away from Shu Zhe, but I didnt say anything about the class leader. A dummy like him probably thought going for the class leader is not going against our agreement.

I wanted to tell Shu Zhe to run away with his sister, but then I heard a flurry of footsteps and a lot of voices. I think I heard the class leader, but it wasnt clear.

The phone call disconnected midway and no one picked up when I called back.