Chapter 519: Let's film the 《Lord of the Rings》


Half an hour later, the queen sent someone to bring a magic item through the transmission portal. It was a small box, in which there was a first-class crystal.
A long rune was written on it, which was the rune of “Storing images and sound”.
This box was often used to record the last words of ancestors in movies, TV plays, and western fantasy novels.
The queen used it to record the super match of Westwind town and played it repeatedly in Elizabeth’s cinema city, which earned her a lot of gold coins.

In fact, she was reluctant to lend it to Robb, because in the face of a great enemy, Robb was out of his mind to talk about entertainment, and no one with a normal IQ could fool around with Robb.

However, Robb's words “making a movie is very profitable” touched the queen.
The poor queen now needed money too much.
The kingdom needed to be improved, and the army needed to be expanded.
The continuous wars had been burning her money.
She was also raising money together with the Corton family and the big merchant, Pobo.
She was building a railway from Bright Road to Westwind Town, ready to make the first royal controlled railway transportation line of the continent.

She was so short on money that she wanted to send someone to dig her grave.
When she heard Robb say that shooting a movie could make money, she had to get involved in it even if it was trouble.
  Robb got the “camera” and was very happy.
He gently patted the box and said, “the camera is ready, and the actors are also ready (pointing to monsters).
Now there is only one beautiful script left.
What kind of movie should I shoot?”

He was not good at making up stories by himself, because he was not an unscrupulous father-in-law and his ability to make up stories was not outstanding.
In this way, he could only be a plagiarist.


《The Rising of the Shield Hero》? As soon as this idea flashed through Robb's mind, he immediately slapped himself in the face and said, “I shouldn’t shoot that kind of story.”.

“《Goblin Slayer》”? Robb also shook his head and said, “no, that film is too pornographic.
There are many scenes that are not suitable to show to the public.
I don't think I can find so many willing actresses to act in it.” (TL: ☹ I like those two though)

He had to shoot a normal movie!
  He looked at the dwarves, elves, and adventurers beside him, and suddenly a light bulb lit up on his forehead.
“Haha, I've got it! Let's shoot the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.”

The 《Lord of the Rings》 Trilogy could be said to be the best sword and magic movie in his original world.
The plot was grand, like an epic.
He will make this movie and show it to the aborigines of the world, making sure that they would pay for the movie tickets obediently.

Of course, making money was not important to Robb.
The key point was that if the film industry could recover, he would make the world closer to his original world.

Since the script was certain, it was time to choose actors

Robb decided to act the leading role himself.
Of course, he didn't want to act as useless halfling protagonist, but the human king Aragorn.
Anyway, he was handsome, and was very suitable to play such a handsome hero.
(TL: Please tell me if there are any mistakes.
I didn’t watch Lord of the Rings T_T)
 

 There was an elf prince, Legolas, in Aragon's team.
It was easy to persuade the elf elder to send a handsome young elf to act.
It didn't matter if he had no acting skill.
Anyway, the audience hadn't seen a movie, so they shouldn’t be as picky about acting as the audience of the modern generation.

There was also a dwarf called Gimli in the team, which was easy to get.
He directly pulled the dwarf leader over.

Arwen, the heroine of the play, was also easy to get.
He just asked Xuelu to act with a fake pointed ear prop for her.

As for the melee mage Gandalf, Robb suddenly remembered that last time when the monster attacked the town, there was an old man who was chasing the wolf knights and beating them randomly with a walking stick.
This man was very suitable to play the role of Gandalf.

As for the two hobbit protagonists, it was not difficult to find them.
He found a relatively thin young man to play the Frodo in the village, and a slightly fat man to play his servant Sam.
He gave them a shrink technique.
They didn't shrink too much, only half of their height.
They looked like hobbits.

All the actors were confused and didn't know what to do, but no one dared to disobey Godfather's order.
Anyway, they just did as he said.

On the second day, the movie started.

The first part was quite simple.
Under the command of Robb, the director and actor, several actors and actresses had successfully completed several literature scenes.
The expressions of the actors were very stiff, and their acting skills were very weak.
They had all kinds of poor performances, saying wrong lines, and laughing at times, but it didn't matter.
Robb knew that the first movie in his original world was also very crude, but it didn't hinder people from liking it, Because it was really a very infectious art form.

Soon, the movie went to the first difficult place.

There was a team of orcs taking the two hobbits away.

“Godfather, what should we do here? Do we need to disguise a group of soldiers as orcs to cooperate with the performance?” Elsie asked as he approached Robb

“Disguise?” Robb laughed weirdly.
“Why do we need a disguise? I left the monster army in the valley not to kill them.
What do you think they are doing there? Of course they would be used as actors.
If we want to act, we have to use real orcs to act, so that the scene will be real.”

Elsie, “a real Orc? Godfather? That thing can't do that.
It hates humans and elves so much that it can't help us act.
Even if we put a knife on their necks, they won't compromise.”

“Really? I'd like to have a try.” Robb's body flashed and disappeared in an instant.

After a while, a transmission portal was opened at the cemetery behind the chapel.
Robb came over from the transmission portal with a bunch of orcs in one hand.

There were about a dozen orcs in this pile, all knocked unconscious by Robb, then folded into a pile and held in one hand, looking like Li Jing,

He threw the group of orcs to the ground, causing them to fall into a mess.

A group of actors surrounded them.
Looking at the unconscious orcs on the ground, they whispered, “really? Are we going to play with this thing?”

“This thing is very ferocious!”

“With the help of Godfather, I'm not afraid of how ferocious they are, but I'm afraid that they won't cooperate with the play.”

“.”

Robb ordered, “who can get some cold water to wake these guys up?”

An actress quickly ran to the tap, fetched a basin of water and poured it on the orcs.

The dozen of them rubbed their heads and sat up.

Just now, they were drinking in the valley where the monsters gathered.
They were waiting for the meeting of the demon king and discussing the strategy of attacking Westwind town.
However, when they woke up, they found themselves surrounded by a circle of humans. 

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